Funny Good Morning Messages

Funny Good Morning Messages 2022

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Funny Good Morning Messages 2022

Oversleeping is a bad habit and obesity is a disease. Congratulations! Because you have both! Good morning, dear!

If you are enjoying the first rays of the sun and thinking of having a good day, you’re probably having a daydream. Wake up!

The sky is awake and the birds have already started working their ass off. But look at you snoring loud!

Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!

The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!

Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

Don’t believe everything you see. The morning may look nice and refreshing but it’s just the beginning of another boring day for you. Good morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages

Getting up early in the morning is the first step of starting a productive day. Good morning, sleepyhead! You have a long way to reach the weekend.

Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning!

Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.

I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!

Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

Don’t you just hate that part of every morning when you have to get out of your bed and take part in the real life? Me too, brother, me too.

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.

Time to finally wake up your breakfast with your huge appetite; I know you were thinking about food the whole night. Have a great morning!

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

Those who joyfully leave everything in God”s hand will eventually see God”s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day!

Funny Good Morning Messages for Him

Dear wife, sending you good morning wish through this lovely text. Make sure you bake me a cake today and have it ready or else I won’t gift you the surprise I have in store for you.

Shining angle stands, beside your silky bed, calling your nice name so softly, throwing flowers at you and saying… Good Morning My dear

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine. Good morning!

“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.” – Marcus Aurelius

“If you get up in the morning and think the future is going to be better, it is a bright day. Otherwise, it’s not.” – Elon Musk

“Life is short. Don’t waste too much of it sleeping. Wake up early and wake up finally. Good morning!” – Unknown

“A morning is a wonderful blessing, either cloudy or sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Good morning & have a nice day.” – Ihram Usual

“No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning.” – D. L. Hughley

Funny Good Morning Messages

I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!

Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!

“You have a message: wake up you lazy”.

Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.

You give me reasons to smile and reasons to laugh, but most of all you give me memories I could never forget.

Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!

Funny Good Morning Messages for Her

“I was going to make breakfast but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today!”

“Life is a 24-hour party! I’ve got my lipstick on and everything. And then the alarm rings … Good Morning!”

“I had everything I could ever want in life … then the alarm rings. Hello, world! Good Morning!”

“Morning! I’m so glad you’re here with me today.”

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of morning. It’s just that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”

“Morning is wonderful. Only down side of it are those annoying things called time zones!”

Funny Good Morning Messages

“I can’t believe you did it again! You have me all to yourself for another day. I’m so excited, I going to make sure we both enjoy every minute of our time together today.”

“Morning is the best time of day. The only downside to it is that you have to wake up so early!”

“People often tell me to be more of a morning person. I could only achieve this if the day started later in the afternoon! Good Morning!”

“I know it’s hard to get out of bed when you never really slept, but everyone needs me at work. I’ll try my best for them! Good Morning!”

“Good morning! I’ve got your coffee right here. Open up wide and let me put it in for you- no spilling this time, okay?” (It is a Funny Morning Text)

“What a great morning! It’s good to see you, let me know if I can do anything for you today.”

Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!

A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.

Good morning, friend. Wake up and enjoy the beautiful morning. May this day bring you peace and joy.

Good morning, my friend. I’m just here to tell you how amazing you are, and I’m so lucky to have a friend like you. I hope you will have a good day.

I thank god every morning for giving me such a good friend like you. You deserve to be happy today and every day. Good morning!

Good morning best friend. Forget what happened yesterday, focus on the day you have and keep your eye on the things that tomorrow offers.

Funny Good Morning Messages

Good morning my friend. Every morning life gives us another chance to improve ourselves – so don’t lose hope. I hope you have a great day ahead.

It doesn’t matter how bad was your yesterday. Today, you are going to make it a good one. Wishing you a good morning!

Waking up every morning knowing that I have a friend like you gives me so much courage and fills my heart with hopes. Good morning to you!

Open your eyes and have a look at this beautiful morning. You’ll find happiness in every moment of it. Good morning to you!

Your friendship is an asset to keep. I thank god every day for making you a part of my life. Good morning my friend. A good day waits for you!

Dear friend, don’t stress over the worries of yesterday, rather accept what today has to offer with wide arms! Good morning to you!

Funny Good Morning Quotes

“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.” – Unknown

Everything you do is a reason for me to love you more. I want the rest of my life to be spent with you. Good morning!

It’s your love that keeps me alive. You are the rhythm of my heart. Good morning sweetheart. Have a glorious day today!

The only thing that is warmer than this wonderful sunshine is our love. May we never be apart in life. Wishing you good morning dear!

In a morning like this, I want nothing but a hug from you. I wish you were with me in the morning. Good morning!

You are essential for me just like the sun is essential for the planet to survive. I can’t imagine a day of my life without you. Good morning!

Wishing the refreshing morning to the most handsome boyfriend in this world. You are the reason why my life is so colorful!

Wake up my love for the magic of the day and the miracles of life await you. Rise and shine like you always do. Good morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages

Your love is like a spell that keeps me dreaming of you. I have never been so in love with anyone in life. Wishing you the best day of your life. Good morning!

“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” – Mickey Nice

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook

“I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.” – Suburban Men

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” – Fulton J. Sheen

Funny Good Morning Messages For Crush

You are the sunshine I crave every morning. Good morning to the love of my life!

I wish you the best day your crush and be the best person you can be. You are very important in my life and I am so lucky to have you in mine. Have a wonderful day!

I have the biggest crush on you. I wake up every day thinking about you and go to bed dreaming about our first kiss. Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’m going to stop teasing and flirting with you, on the contrary! You should know by now that I just can’t help myself.

Good morning gorgeous! Let’s get coffee so we can talk all day. I can’t wait to see you later! I’m extremely excited! Thinking about you gets me all giddy! Talk soon.

Hey boo! I know you love waking up to a sweet text from me, so here you go cutie! Can’t wait to see you tonight!

You are everything that is good in the world. You are smart and sweet, beautiful and sexy. Every day I am so thankful for you and the love that we share. I can’t wait to cuddle with you tonight. I love you with all my heart, now and forever! xoxo

Sending you lot of love and hugs to start your day!

There are a lot of reasons why I like you. You always text me and you always have time to listen to my thoughts and worries. I wake up every morning thinking about you, your smile, the way you laugh at stupid jokes, your eyes that can take my breath away. I wish I could tell you how much my heart aches when I think about you not being around…

Good morning beautiful! I hope you’re doing well today. Smile, because the sun is out and you have the cutest smile ever. Also, did I mention you are the most beautiful girl in school? LOVE YOU!

Funny Good Morning Messages

Good morning my lovely, how are you beautiful? I hope breakfast in bed really lifts your day. I’ve got so much planned for later, don’t forget to wear something sexy. Don’t want you my love, straightening your curls after work, you’re such a romantic. Hope you have a smile that never fades and a laugh that never ends.

Good morning, sweetheart! I hope you had an amazing night’s sleep. I can’t wait to see your beautiful face when I get home tonight! I love you so much!

You are the love of my life and the sunshine of my morning. I want to start my day by wishing you a very good morning!

Waking up next to you and kissing you on your forehead is the dream I want to come true. May your day be filled with bliss and beauty. Good morning!

Here’s a good morning text from you who cares the most for you. Just want to wish you a wonderful time in this morning, sweetheart!

This morning is just as sweet as your smile. The sun is just as warm as your love and the wind is just as refreshing as your company. Good morning my love!

Good morning, honey! You made me believe in true love and showered me with your unconditional love, support, and care. Have a lovely day, my queen!

Every day is a new opportunity for us to fall in love even deeper. Good morning.

Funny Good Morning Messages For Husband

By your side, I feel bliss; the first thing in the morning, your good morning kiss makes my day perfect. Good morning!

With you, we make an amazing couple. You fulfill all my expectations and make my dreams come true. Good morning, dear husband of mine.

I may not be good at fishing, but I think I reeled in the best catch. You’re my favorite thing to see from dawn to dusk. Have a great morning!

I feel secure in your embrace at night; you always make me feel young and vital; marrying you has been one of my most significant decisions. Thank you for being a great husband. Love you and have a lovely morning.

Life is magical when you wake me up in the morning, hold me in your arms, and kiss me on the forehead. Good morning, love always!

I dreaded mornings until I met you. Now I look forward to the happiest mornings now and forever. You make each day brighter. Have a good morning.

I thank you for coming into my life. I promise you to be by your side forever. I love you very much. Good morning, my darling husband.

Honey, how I wish you were here in front of me when I open my eyes in the morning! Hope we will be together very soon. Good morning. Have a wonderful day!

Funny Good Morning Messages

Thinking of you this morning. Remember, you’re my superstar, and knock that big meeting out of the park. I’ll be waiting to smother you with kisses at the end of the day.

In this world, every individual comes for someone else. I am happy you are here for me. Good morning. Love you always.

I’m shutting off the alarm because you are my favorite wake-up call. I love seeing you first thing in the morning, every morning. Good morning!

I don’t care if the sun rises or not, as long as I am with my hubby who loves me a lot. Good morning, my handsome baby.

Your smile at the first hours of the day makes the rest so wonderful and charming. Good morning to the love of my life.

I’m playing our song on my morning commute, just thinking about how lucky I am to be married to you. Have a good morning.

I thank you for coming into my life. I promise you to be by your side forever. I love you very much. Good morning, my darling. Take care.

The sight of you early in the morning reassures me about the beauty and innocence in this world. Always be my sunshine, love you to the moon and back.

Funny Good Morning Messages For Wife

“My mornings are never dull, as I get to wake up seeing your smile and a hot cup of coffee. Thank you for keeping up this routine for all these years. Good morning darling.”

“Every morning I wake up and find you sleeping, I kiss you gently taking care not to wake you up, but sometimes I catch you smiling. This is the best part of my day. Good morning dear.”

“Dear wife, you were always the first one to wake up, make breakfast, and help us get ready. Today you can relax and spend some time on yourself, as the kids and I have taken care of everything. Good morning sweetheart.”

“Good morning to the most beautiful woman in this world. You are the queen of my heart, and I cannot imagine my life without you.”
couple looking at phone at good morning message for wife

“It gives me immense pride to see you sleep peacefully beside me. I promise to protect you and be by your side always. Good morning dear.”

“Good morning to the love of my life. Hope your day is bright, and you go a step closer to achieving your dreams.”

“Do you know what motivates me to wake up every day? You! Yes, you always make sure to wake up before me, and keep everything ready. I am lucky to have you in my life. Good morning sweety.”

Funny Good Morning Messages

“No matter how stressful life is, it all vanishes as soon as I wake up to your lovely voice and smiling face. Good morning sunshine.”
“I hate it when the alarm rings and I have to wake up and leave you. Good morning darling.”

“Dear wife, I must be the luckiest person in this world to have a loving and understanding wife. Thank you for all the support and care. Good morning sweetheart.”

“Wake up, darling! It is a bright new day, and your husband is waiting to share his coffee with you. Good morning.”
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“Dear wife, I am sorry for not being able to spend time with you. Today I planned something exciting just for the two of us. Wake up and get in the car with me. Also, a very good morning to you.”

“I am sick of waking up every morning and finding your side of the bed empty. I miss those days when I used to spend my mornings cuddling with you. Good morning and miss you dear.”

“As I open my eyes, you are the first thought that comes to my mind, and they start searching for you. My lips curl into a smile as soon as I find you. Good morning my love.”

“Good morning, dear wife! With this note, I want to tell you that I love you and want you in my life forever.”

“Dear wife, very good morning to you! I wish your day would be as amazing as you are.”

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